And in the end blah blah bloop

Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Having no significant other to share it with this year, I'll instead say that you are all lovely, wonderful people and I enjoy sharing my online life (and sometimes my real life!) with you very much.

In celebration, my favourite declaration of love ever.

Yes, love is not simply flowers, hearts or waiting two thousand years outside a big box. It is jumping down a shark's mouth and punching it to death from the inside.